October 2011
UUUGGGHHHH
I miss my gf. Im sick. My moms sick. No one wants to watch Alice in Wonderland with me. Im getting no calls back on my job applications. My girlfriend leaves, and then I realize how shitty my life would be without her. Love makes everything better. But right now my love is multiple countries away. Fml.
September 2011
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My gf is leaving for a month today to go to Brazil. A month isn’t that long. But I am going to miss her like crazy. :( Damn emotions. Always making my eyes watery and shit.
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When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why?!
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mumfoord asked: This is where I thrash.
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